funnies

seen at the back of a truck - getting angry is actually punishing yourself with the mistakes of others. Talk about profound insight from a back of a truck. Serves you well during traffic and near-road rage incidents, especially with stupid drivers in Skyway who do not know the meaning of "follow the yellow lane" and insist on using the old markings.

Forbidden Rice!!!! - ooh, is it toxic, or is it magical and was stolen from a genie, does it have a marijuana like effect? No, it's just organic rice. Get over it. The name is just to get your attention.

Did i miss another winter olympics? Where in the world is VANCOVER? Is it in asia, in the arctic region, is it covered courts where you can do indoor winter sports? Tell me! Where is VANCOVER?

hey before you get back to work, you have to be squeaky clean with fresh breath. I don't care where you have been over lunch, just do it. Apparently, there might be a deluge of lunchtime affairs in this office. GO DIRECTLY TO THE COMFORT ROOM before you infect us!!!

bigboy promises to get back to you soon with new news! nunus!